Munna Bhai & Cirkit Funny Jokes

Munna bhai: Kya kar rela hai circuit?

Cirkit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu

Munna bhai: Kyun!

Cirkit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.

Munna bhai: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?

Cirkit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

Cirkit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki.

Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.

Cirkit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!

Munna Bhai: Apna Desh kaun chala raha hai?

Cirkit: Bhai SMS

Munna Bhai: Kya bakta hai?

Cirkit: Bhai, SMS bole toh

S=SARDAR

M=MANMOHAN

S=SINGH

Munna bhai: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ??

Cirkit: Simple hai BHAI, Ro-yen-gay toh note geeela ho jayenga na.

Cirkit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati Kaha Rehta He?

Munna Bhai: DHOBIGHAT Pe

Cirkit- Dhobighat Bole To?

Munna Bhai: English Me Bole To “WOSHING TOWN"

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Cirkit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!